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I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. -- Bill Hoe
I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini...
I knew her before she was a virgin. -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just remember what it was.
I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked.
-- Raymond Chandle...
I know if you been talkin' you done said just how suprised you wuz by the living dead.
You wuz suprised that they could understand you words and never respond once to all the truth they heard....
I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death? -- St. Augustine
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstei...
I know on which side my bread is buttered. -- John Heywood
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