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I never killed a man that didn't deserve it. -- Mickey Cohe
I never loved another person the way I loved myself. -- Mae We
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. -- Lucy Van Pel
I never met a man I didn't want to fight. -- Lyle Alzado, professional footbal linema
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats.
I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one.
-- Gellett Burgess I've never seen a purple cow I never hope to see one But from the milk we'...
I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some bar along the way.
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. -- W.C. Field

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