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  By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
• A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
  By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
• Invictus Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul.
  In the fell clutch of circumstance, I have not winced nor cried aloud Under the bludgeoning of chance...
• When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?
  When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way....
• What did you bring that book I didn't want to be read to out of about Down Under up for?
• From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• Quote #40 The first time I encountered setjmp() was in an Amiga program ported from Unix.
  Hmm, what's setjmp()?" I said, pulling up the man page....
• Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
  That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar!...
• What I Did During My Fall Semester On the first day of my fall semester, I got up.
  Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic....