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I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford
I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem.
I love mankind ... It's people I hate. -- Schulz
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known. -- Walt Disney
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. -- Robert Duval, "Apocalypse Now
I love treason but hate a traitor. -- Gaius Julius Caesa
I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last. -- Elvis Costello
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -- Roy Crof
I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commit some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistable.
-- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torture...
I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Asto

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