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I like being single. I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo
I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped Europa.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero...
I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments.
Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had bette...
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
I like young girls. Their stories are shorter. -- Tom McGuane
I like your game but we have to change the rules.
I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
-- August Strindberg...
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic.
I may not get there, but I'm going first class. -- Art Buchwald...
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudne...

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