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• My first wife divorced me on grounds of incompatibility.
  And besides, I think she hated me. -- Oscar Leva...
• I am no more humble than my talents require. -- Oscar Leva
• Ram her Rom, before she backs you up, for another day.
• Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. -- Oscar Leva
• I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. -- Oscar Leva
• There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
  -- Oscar Levant (1906-1972)...
• I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her.
• Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
  ...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....