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• I err, therefore I exist. -- St. Augustine
• If I had a Life I would be living it.
• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
• Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
  Homer: Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan....
• Death? Life? I never did understand Zen.
• Tasha, you're not supposed to be here. "Where am I supposed to be?
  Dead. "Do you know how?" No. But, I do know that it was an empty death, a death without purpose....
• I came out of twelve years of college and I didn't even know how to sew.
  All I could do was account -- I couldn't even account for myself. -- Firesign Theatre...
• I hate dying. -- Dave Johnso
• How will I know if I'm enlightened?