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• I know on which side my bread is buttred. -- John Heywood (c.
  1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. vii...
• DELIBERATION: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
• The other day, I dropped a piece of bread and it fell butter side up.
  I was convinced that I'd buttered the wrong side of the bread....
• Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....