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• Artoo, it worked! I knew you could do it! -- C3P0 (Star Wars)
• Chandler: You're okay there? Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
  Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and it was in somebody else's subconscious....
• I always knew you had personality. The doctor said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better.
  -- Homer is pleased that Bart's running for class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
• As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need -- tremendous self control.
  -- Ashleigh Brillia...
• Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
  Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....
• Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
  I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
• Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
  You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....
• When you appeal to force, there's one thing you must never do - lose. -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe
• Homer: Oh, I need money. Apu: Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs, or better yet, you could inquire about my help-wanted sign.
  Homer: You're looking for help? Apu: Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight to 8am shift....