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• Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
  .. -- Marge Simpson to 'King Homer', "Treehouse of Horror III...
• It's a fixer-upper. What's the problem? We get a bunch of priests in here .
  .. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro...
• Listen, you big, stupid space-creature. Nobody, but nobody, eats the Simpsons!
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro...
• Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
• He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my side.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror II...
• Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing
  YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS BUILT ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!...
• Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror V
• I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered!
  And it was scrump-diddley- umptious! -- The Satan/Flanders beast, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...