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• Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room? I did something last night I'm not proud of, and I don't want the kids to hear it.
  Bart: Busted! Homer: [in the other room, explaining] I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• The amount of sleep needed by the average person is ten minutes more.
• Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa's Pony...
• Homer: Hurry, Moe, hurry, I've only got five minutes 'til the music store closes.
  Moe: Well, why don't you go there first? Homer: Hey!...
• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
• Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn. -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
• Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
  Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart -- Home...
• Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
  -- Homer, "Lisa's Pony...