Must Destroy Mankind! (His Watch Alarm Goes Off) Ooh, Lunchtime!
Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College
It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
-- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good....
Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude
jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time....
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Ah, the college road-trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?
-- Homer, "Homer Goes to College...
Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....
The best part of my day is over when the alarm goes off
Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...
Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink.
Ah..."Steakie"! -- A TV commercial, "Homer Goes to College...