Just Squeeze Your Rage Into A Bitter Little Ball And Release It At An Appropriate Time.
Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an
appropriate time. Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey
bottle. 'Member that?
-- Homer Simpson
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
-- Homer Simpson Lisa's First Word...
Gentlemen, start your whacking! -- Miss Springfield, "Whacking Day
I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock. -- Grampa Simpson, "Whacking Day
Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
That's the American way. -- Homer Simpson The PTA Disband...
Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
The last time I saw a head like yours was in a bottle .
.. I'll hit you on the top of your head so hard I'll drive your head down into your ribs....