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• Why didn't God make Adam and Eve African? Ever try to take a rib from an African-American male?
• What do you call an African-American woman's tits? Jigaboobs.
• Why do African-American women make such good housekeepers? Built-in Brillo pads.
• What do you call an African-American hooker with braces on her teeth?
  A Black & Decker pecker wrecker....
• What do you call two African-American motorcycle cops? Chocolate CHiPs.
• Q> How many blondes does it take to play tag? A> One.
  (think about it) "Practice safe government -- use a kingdom....
• What did the little African-American kid do when he overheard Santa say "Ho.
  ho. ho" to his mother? He shot him....
• What do you get when you cross an African-American with a Japanese?
  Someone who on December seventh has an uncontrollable urge to attack Pearl Bailey....
• Q: How do you make a cat sound like a dog? A: Douse it with lighter fluid and toss on a match.
  ("Wooof!") Q: How do you make a dog sound like a cat?...