How do you make an African-American nervous? Take him to an auction.
- Why didn't God make Adam and Eve African? Ever try to take a rib from an African-American male?
- What do you call an African-American woman's tits? Jigaboobs.
- Why do African-American women make such good housekeepers? Built-in Brillo pads.
- What do you call an African-American hooker with braces on her teeth?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker....
- What do you call two African-American motorcycle cops? Chocolate CHiPs.
- Q> How many blondes does it take to play tag?
(think about it) "Practice safe government -- use a kingdom....
- What did the little African-American kid do when he overheard Santa say "Ho.
ho. ho" to his mother? He shot him....
- What do you get when you cross an African-American with a Japanese?
Someone who on December seventh has an uncontrollable urge to attack Pearl Bailey....
- Q: How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
A: Douse it with lighter fluid and toss on a match.
("Wooof!") Q: How do you make a dog sound like a cat?...