How Do You Make An African-American Nervous? Take Him To An Auction.
How do you make an African-American nervous? Take him to an auction.
Why didn't God make Adam and Eve African? Ever try to take a rib from an African-American male?
What do you call an African-American woman's tits? Jigaboobs.
Why do African-American women make such good housekeepers? Built-in Brillo pads.
What do you call an African-American hooker with braces on her teeth?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker....
What do you call two African-American motorcycle cops? Chocolate CHiPs.
Q> How many blondes does it take to play tag? A> One.
(think about it) "Practice safe government -- use a kingdom....
What did the little African-American kid do when he overheard Santa say "Ho.
ho. ho" to his mother? He shot him....
What do you get when you cross an African-American with a Japanese?
Someone who on December seventh has an uncontrollable urge to attack Pearl Bailey....
Q: How do you make a cat sound like a dog? A: Douse it with lighter fluid and toss on a match.
("Wooof!") Q: How do you make a dog sound like a cat?...