- When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the
first to evacuate?
They've already got their shit packed.... - Why don't blondes wear mini-skirts in San Francisco ? Because their balls hang out!
- Did you heard of the three gay guys in San Francisco who stopped a straight
woman on the street?
Well, two held the woman while the third one did her hair.... - If two lesbians and two fags leave New York for San Francisco, who gets there
first?
The lesbians. While they are doing 69, the fags are still packing their shit!... - What is the most common phrase uttered in a San Francisco gay bar? Hi, can I push in your stool?
- Why did the homosexual leave home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Why did he come back? He couldn't stand to leave his brother's behind.... - What do a bungee jumper and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're both in the shit!... - Two condoms were walking along the street, when they passed a gay bar.
The first said to the second: "Want to go in and get shit-faced?... - A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a robber
with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in thi... - What do lesbians like more than Levi Jeans? Billy Jeans.
