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• Q: Why were the gays able to evacuate San Francisco so quickly after the earthquake?
  A: Because they already had their shit packed....
• On earth as it is in San Francisco
• 390 Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
  A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna....
• Q: Why are they freezing sperm in San Francisco? A: It tastes better than fresh squeezed.
• When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the first to evacuate?
  They've already got their shit packed....
• Why is San Francisco like granola? Once you get past the fruit and nuts, all you have left is the flakes.
• Q: Did you hear about the new car being manufactured in San Francisco?
  A: It's called the "Hampster", the only problem is that it's difficult to get it out of "Gere"....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------- 1.
  Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?...
• Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can.