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  They decided to stop in and have a few drinks. So they sat down at a table and noticed that they were not going to be served....
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• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
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• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
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• A man was walking down the street dragging his left foot behind him.
  Coming in the opposite direction he saw a man walking toward him who also was dragging one of his feet behind him as he walked....
• After many years of study, two orthodox rabbanical students graduated from the seminary, and were told to get black suits and go into the world.
  One said that his uncle Pincus, the tailor, would give them a great deal, so they went to see him....