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• Three elderly women, recently transplanted from the Northeast to a Florida retirement community, were getting acquainted at poolside.
  Inevitably, their conversation turned to children....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.
  He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose....
• Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.
  He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose....
• You know you live in San Francisco when... Your co-worker tells you that they have 8 body piercings but none of them happen to be visible.
  ... When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak....
• You Can't Choose Your Siblings... A pregnant woman from San Francisco got in a car accident and fell into a deep coma.
  Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby....
• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....