- This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight,
a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me... - What do you call grit in a condom
An organ
grinder... - Why did the condom fly across the room?
Because it got pissed off... - I recently saw a condom machine in a toilet which had a
'Tested to British Safety Standards' sign on it.
Underneath someone had scrawled... '...SO WAS THE... - A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady
pharmacist is filling prescriptions.
When she finally gets around to helping him he says... - What are the three sizes in which condoms are sold?
Large, medium, and Caucasian... - A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms.
As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing... - What does Kodak and a condom have in common?
You use both to catch those special moments!!... - When is the best time to wear a condom?
On every conceivable occasion!
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first to evacuate?
They've already got their shit packed...
