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Sex Humor
- Lawyer : Well Mr.Mouse, I don't really think that your wife Minnie having
bucked teeth is sufficient grounds for divorce.
Mickie : Who mentioned bucked teeth? I said she was...
- What's the connection between a soya been and a vibrator?
Both are meat...
- A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband
is not a very good lover,
and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do...
- A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the
sociologists at the state university.
They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge
chunk of money...
- A woman is nearly caught with her lover when her husband comes home early.
To hide her lover, she puts him in the closet. While...
- Private Weston was stationed in Arabia during Desert Storm in a fairly isolated
location in the desert.
After a couple of weeks without seeing a single woman...
- A 7 year old girl barges into the bathroom where her father is having a
shower.
"Daddy, daddy, what's that", she said pointing at his...
- A little kid goes up to his mother who is lying in the bath naked,
and asks
her: "Mummy...whasat??"
His mother thinks...
- Snow White has been thrown out of Fairyland. She was caught sitting on
Pinnocchio's face shouting,
'Lie you little sod, lie!...
- A woman gets up, puts up the shade, takes the cover off the parrot's cage,
makes
coffee, and has a cigarette. Suddenly the phone...
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