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• Q: Why were the gays able to evacuate San Francisco so quickly after the earthquake?
  A: Because they already had their shit packed....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• What is the most common phrase uttered in a San Francisco gay bar? Hi, can I push in your stool?
• If two lesbians and two fags leave New York for San Francisco, who gets there first?
  The lesbians. While they are doing 69, the fags are still packing their shit!...
• On earth as it is in San Francisco
• Two condoms were walking along the street, when they passed a gay bar.
  The first said to the second: "Want to go in and get shit-faced?...
• Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
• Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant? A: Men's legs.
• Q: Why are they freezing sperm in San Francisco? A: It tastes better than fresh squeezed.