- What's better than a rose on your piano?
Two lips on your organ
What's worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A diseased pussy on your organ... - What's a 68?
You do me,
and I'll owe you one... - How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?
When you open her legs the lights go... - Two storks on a nest: a father stork and baby stork.
Baby is crying and crying, and father stork is trying... - Entry in young woman's diary :
Monday : Went out with John tonight.
We were in his car and he tried to get too friendly... - What's green and eats nuts
Herpes!... - I know a Girl that doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't swear,
goes to bed early, and isn't thinking about sex all... - What does American beer and making love in a small rowing-boat have in common?
They are both fucking close to water... - What is the similarity between British Telecom and Elton John?
They have both been fucked by Mercury... - There are three people in a pub. Two of them are talking to each other.
They seem to be brooding. So they ask each other why...
