- A fellow walks into the pharmacy and ask to purchase some condoms
What size package would you like?" "Oh, I get to... - A young lad goes to the pharmacy to purchase some condoms
He's got a date this weekend and wants to be prepared... - Why do cowboys use denim condoms
Because they shrink to fit... - Did you hear of the new reusable rubbers
You turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of... - Did you hear of the new West Virginian rubbers
They're open-ended for more sensitivity... - How did Dairy Queen get pregnant
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper... - Written on a condom vending machine:
These chewing gums don't taste too good
Written on another one of the condom vending machines... - A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the
second story window and lands squarely on his head
Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up... - There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by
stuffing the pack into a condom
She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up. The... - The farmboy goes to the big city for a better life
A hooker picks him up and they go to a cheap motel...
