A fellow walks into the pharmacy and ask to purchase some condoms.
"What size package would you like?" "Oh, I get to choose?...
A young lad goes to the pharmacy to purchase some condoms.
He's got a date this weekend and wants to be prepared....
Why do cowboys use denim condoms? Because they shrink to fit.
Did you hear of the new reusable rubbers? You turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of 'em.
Did you hear of the new West Virginian rubbers... They're open-ended for more sensitivity.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Written on a condom vending machine: These chewing gums don't taste too good!
!! Written on another one of the condom vending machines: For refund, insert baby....
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.
Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front doo...
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom.
She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up. The pharmacist said "What brand of cond...
The farmboy goes to the big city for a better life.
A hooker picks him up and they go to a cheap motel for the night....