- A fellow walks into the pharmacy and ask to purchase some condoms.
"What size package would you like?" "Oh, I get to choose?... - A young lad goes to the pharmacy to purchase some condoms.
He's got a date this weekend and wants to be prepared.... - Why do cowboys use denim condoms? Because they shrink to fit.
- Did you hear of the new reusable rubbers? You turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of 'em.
- Did you hear of the new West Virginian rubbers... They're open-ended for more sensitivity.
- How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
- Written on a condom vending machine:
These chewing gums don't taste too good!
!! Written on another one of the condom vending machines: For refund, insert baby.... - A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the
second story window and lands squarely on his head.
Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front doo... - There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by
stuffing the pack into a condom.
She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up. The pharmacist said "What brand of cond... - The farmboy goes to the big city for a better life.
A hooker picks him up and they go to a cheap motel for the night....
