- There are three kinds of sex in a marriage.
The first is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime.... - For those of you about to become first time fathers, you should know something
that us old pros do
here are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.... - From a list of statistics in the September issue of Glamour Magazine.
.. 1. Most marriages occur in June. The least number of marriages occur in January.... - This old couple Mavis and Ron are sitting at their front porch.
Mavis : Fuck you Ron. Ron: Fuck you Mavis. Mavi... - What's Rodeo Sex?
- A boyfriend and girlfriend were visiting the zoo one day.
They stopped outside the gorilla cage and decided to observe the gorilla's habits.... - An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life
Italia... - Once upon a time there was a little sperm. He lived with many thousands of
other litter sperm, but this little sperm was different.
He dreamed endlessly of the glorious day (or night, most likely)... - Why are Brussel Sprouts like pubic hair? You just push them aside and carry on eating.
- A very poor couple had just been married and all they could afford was to
share a house with an elderly couple.
What's worse is that they have to sleep on the top half of a bunk bed, while the olde...
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