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Sex Humor
- There are three people in a pub. Two of them are talking to each other.
They seem to be brooding. So they ask each other why...
- A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in an airplane.
All of a
sudden, the man sneezes powerfully. He takes...
- Victor, after a long, hard days work, decides he needs some relaxation,
so he
goes to his local brothel. He enters and finds...
- A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge
rifle with him.
After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim...
- A woman walked up to her husband and, out of the blue,
hit him. He said, "What
was that for?" She said...
- Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
I call mine Sex. Sex has
been embarrassing to me...
- A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening;
she was knitting, he was
reading the latest issue...
- What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are you shaking for?
I'm the one she's going to *EAT*...
- Lady goes to buy a pet. In store, sees a frog in a rosewood box,
asks for
the price.
"This frog is worth $4000...
- What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating,
your hand falls asleep...
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