- It seems that mathematics isn't so impeccable after all!
Especially when it comes to sex! Here are some mathematical truisms that didn't quite hold up!... - What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
- What do you do in case of fallout? Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
- What did Adam say to Eve? You'd better stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets.
- What's old wrinkled and smells like Ginger Rogers? Fred Astair's face.
- Why do women have two holes so close together? In case you miss.
- What's natural dental floss? Pubic hair.
- Two teachers are talking in the hallway.
"I hear you're teaching Ivanhoe this term in English class"
"Yes, They weren't allowed to teach that book when I was in school"
"Why not?
"Too much Saxo... - Max and Ernie are playing racquetball at the local gym.
As they are changing clothes in the locker room Max takes off his T-shirt and shorts.... - as Benny Hill once said: "Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born?
