- What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts,
this is going to be a hell of a blowjob... - What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes... - What did Adam say to Eve?
You'd better stand back,
I don't know how big this thing gets... - What's old wrinkled and smells like Ginger Rogers?
Fred Astair's face... - Why do women have two holes so close together?
In case you miss... - What's natural dental floss?
Pubic hair... - Two teachers are talking in the hallway.
"I hear you're teaching Ivanhoe this term in English class"
"Yes,
They weren't allowed to teach that book when I was... - Max and Ernie are playing racquetball at the local gym.
As they are changing clothes in the locker room Max... - as Benny Hill once said:
"Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth... - When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first Brownie...
