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Sex Humor
- Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up
whose father.
One boy said, "My father is better than your father...
- A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful
17-year-old girl,
and it is love at first sight. They get married and...
- This old geezer of 78 or whatever marries a girl of 18.
The morning after the
wedding night, the girl comes...
- An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night
after the wedding,
he held up three fingers. "Oh honey", said the young...
- Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest
daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom:...
- Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?
Mother: Why, a stork, little Johnny.
Little Johnny...
- The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just
she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I...
- What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex...
- An Italian man was walking along a secluded beach one day,
when he spotted a
beautiful naked woman lying on the...
- Two friends reminiscing over sex...
This woman had a clitoris like a pickle!
What - so BIG?
No, so SOUR...
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