- A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him
After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed... - Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up
whose father
One boy said, "My father is better than your father... - A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful
17-year-old girl
and it is love at first sight. They get married and... - This old geezer of 78 or whatever marries a girl of 18
The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes... - An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night
after the wedding
he held up three fingers. "Oh honey", said the young... - Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest
daughter walks in
Child: Mother, where do babies come from? Mom:... - Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies
Mother: Why, a stork, little Johnny. Little Johnny... - The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just
she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I... - What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex... - An Italian man was walking along a secluded beach one day
when he spotted a beautiful naked woman lying on the...
