Q: What's The Difference Between A Sorority Girl And A Toilet?
Questions and Answers
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it!
OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball!...
Q: What is the difference between a University and a Polytechnic?
A: At a Polytechnic they teach you to wash your hands after going to the toilet....
How many American Colonists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they didn't have light bulbs back then!!!!! How many Founding Fathers does it take to change a light bulb?...
Q: What's the difference between trash and a sorority girl? A: Trash sometimes gets picked up.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Lamborghini?
A: Not everyone has been in a Lamborghini!...
HaHa What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?
You don't know? So you're the one!...
Q: What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
A: In kinky, you use a feather. In perverted, you use the whole chicken....