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• Q: What do you give an eighty-year-old woman for her birthday? A: Mikey...He'll eat anything.
• What do you give a hooker on her birthday? A layer cake.
• Q: What did the polish mother say to her pregnant daughter?
  A: "Don't worry, it might not be yours....
• Did you hear about the blind prostitute? You gotta hand it to her!
• Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute? A: "Keep the tip.
• The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges, and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grow up.
  A twelve year old said, "I want to be a prostitute....
• OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
  A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• BIRTHDAY QUOTES I never forget my wife's birthday.
  It's usually the day after she reminds me about it....