Q: Why Don't Cowboys Make Good Lovers? A: Because They Think A Good Ride Is Eight Seconds.
Questions and Answers
Q: Why don't cowboys make good lovers?
A: Because they think a good ride is eight seconds.
Q: Why do Poles make such lousy lovers? A: They always wait for the swelling to go down.
Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural logarithms.
Q: Why is Billy Jean King so good at tennis? A: Because she swings both ways.
Why do cowboys use denim condoms? Because they shrink to fit.
Q: Why don't black people make good mountain climbers? A: Their lips explode at 10,000 feet.
Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because he would look stupid with eight inches.
Kids Quotes HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour....