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• There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes.
  It's a 22-cent stamp -- unless you want to lick it....
• Tarzan: "What name?" Jane: "Jane." Tarzan: "What whole name?" Jane: "Cunt.
• Tarzan was swinging through the jungle. He swooped down into a clearing and where a beautiful girl was standing.
  Me Tarzan! Who you?" he grunted. "Jane," the beautiful girl cooed....
• If Tarzan and Jane were Puerto Rican, what would cheetah be? Pregnant.
• Q: If Tarzan and Jane were jewish, what would cheetah be? A: A fur coat.
• Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Kiwi's what does that make Cheeta? A: Smarter than the pair of them.
• If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
  A fur coat. Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein?...
• One year at halloween the governor of Illinois was giving a costume party.
  all the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were....
• Tarzan raised a Desi Arnaz rat.