A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. In a quandary
the bartender replies, "Anhauser Busch?" The woman answered, "fine and how's
your dick?"
the bartender replies, "Anhauser Busch?" The woman answered, "fine and how's
your dick?"
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