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• Q: How can you tell a Polish cock sucker? A: He's the one spitting feathers.
• Do you know what the national bird of Iraq is? - "Duck!
• Q: Do you know what a guy with a big 12 inch cock has for breakfast?
  A: "Well let's see, this morning I had two eggs, toast, coffee......
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
• Q: How do you know when you're being mooned by Ronald McDonald?
  A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns....
• A guy went hunting for duck. He was out hunting for an entire week and never managed to shoot a duck.
  On his way driving back to the big city he happened to see a duck flying over a barn yard....