- Q: Why did Moses and the Jews wander in the desert for twenty-five years?
A: One of them dropped a quarter... - Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and a Mexican
girl?
A: The Mexican girl's jewelry is fake and her orgasms... - Q: Did you hear about the war between the Poles and the Germans?
A: The Poles threw dynamite - the Germans lit it and... - Q: Whats black, charred, and hangs from a chandelier?
A: A Polish electrician... - Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprise toilet?
A:
The captain's log... - Jesus and Moses went out to play golf one day. Moses tees off on the first
hole,
and hits a beautiful 250-yard drive right in the middle... - A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad?
Does a lawyer ever tell the truth?" The Father thought... - Q: What's the difference between having sex with a six year old and having
with a sixteen year old?
A: You have to kill the six year old afterwards... - Q: Why is AIDS a magical disease?
A:
It turns fruits into vegetables... - Did you hear about Bill and Joe, the twin brothers?
Bill was married and Joe was single. The single brother...
