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• Q: What makes a woman pregnant, but not big-bellied? A: Sperm-light!
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
  A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water....
• Sysoping makes you fat.
• What doesn't kill you makes you wish like hell it did!
• Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A: A high school math problem!
• I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
  ..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
• Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A PREGNANT AUSTRALIAN? A. A DOPE CARRIER.
• Exercise is anything that makes you breath hard.