Sammy Davis, Jr. passes through the Pearly Gate and runs into Rock Hudson.
"Rock," he says, "You can smoke'em or poke'em, but one way or another, them
butts are sure to kill you."
"Rock," he says, "You can smoke'em or poke'em, but one way or another, them
butts are sure to kill you."
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A:
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