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• Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar and about 7,000,000 people singing.
  .. I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em (He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em (He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em You can bet as long as I'm around You'll never bury a virgin in the ground....
• I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
  She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
• Q: Did you know that Rock Hudson's insurance got cancelled? A: He got rear ended too many times.
• Heard from a friend, some years ago: Three bulls -- a big bull, a medium sized bull, and a small bull -- were standing by a fence one day, chewing grass and looking out over the fields.
  The big one says, "See all of them cows out there?...
• Q: Did you know that Rock Hudson does not have any friends or relatives?
  A: But he has neighbors up his ass....
• Arab/Iranian Jokes Abdul and his arab hoard ride up to the oasis and just before they enter and hand with finger raised is shown from behind a rock and a voice yells out "Hey Abdul !
  EAT SHIT!" Now Abdul hearing an Israeli accent and having been insulted in such a way that even he can understand is upset....
• DID YOU SEE THE NEW ROCK HUDSON DESIGNER JEANS? THEY HAVE ZIPPERS ON BOTH SIDES.
  DID YOU HEAR WHY ROCK HUDSON'S CAR INSURANCE WENT UP?...
• A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted.
  St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it....
• Q: Did you hear about the new Rock Hudson jeans? A: The zipper is in the back.