A guy walks into a bar where he has heard that the bartender is keeping a
horse in back. Walking up to the bar, he asks what the bartender would
give him if he were able to go back to the horse and make it laugh. The
bartender offers 100 bucks. The guy says o.k., and walks back to the horse
and whispers in its ear. Suddenly the horse starts laughing in an uproar.
The man colects his money and leaves. A week later, the man shows up again
and asks the bartender what he'd pay if he could make the horse cry? This
time the bartender is thinking he's got a sure win and bets 1000 bucks.
Once agin the man walks back to the horse and a few minutes later, the
horse is crying! The bartender pays up, but asks "You got to tell me what
happened." The man says, "Well, the first time, I told your horse that my
cock was bigger than his. The second time, I showed him."
horse in back. Walking up to the bar, he asks what the bartender would
give him if he were able to go back to the horse and make it laugh. The
bartender offers 100 bucks. The guy says o.k., and walks back to the horse
and whispers in its ear. Suddenly the horse starts laughing in an uproar.
The man colects his money and leaves. A week later, the man shows up again
and asks the bartender what he'd pay if he could make the horse cry? This
time the bartender is thinking he's got a sure win and bets 1000 bucks.
Once agin the man walks back to the horse and a few minutes later, the
horse is crying! The bartender pays up, but asks "You got to tell me what
happened." The man says, "Well, the first time, I told your horse that my
cock was bigger than his. The second time, I showed him."
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