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Miscellaneous Jokes
- Hi! I am a creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into
your computer keyboard.
Right now I am having sex with your fingers. I know...
- Q: What's the difference between a woman driver and a woman golfer?
A: One hits everything and the other hits nothing...
- No matter how you slice it,
it's still a golf ball...
- Q: Did you hear what the condemned golfer's last words to the hangman were?
A: "Mind if I have a few practice swings...
- Can you count," asked the golfer to the caddy asking for a job.
"Yes sir,"
said the boy. "Can you add," asks the golfer...
- The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy:
"Why
the hell didn't you watch where it went?" "Well...
- Q: Know what a rodeo fuck is?
A: You start to screw your wife doggie style,
hold on to her shoulders, and
whisper in her ear...
- A man suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes to the pet store
to shop for a parrot.
He sees quite an assortment for sale for $500 to $1000...
- A guy was telling his buddy that his wife could always tell when he had been
messing around just by looking at his eyes.
His buddy said, "No wonder, you
have a pubic hair...
- Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was
having affairs with his patients?
Yeah, it's a shame because he was one of
the top veterinarians...
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