This man walked into the bar and said to the bartender, "Let me tell
you this joke about dumb jocks." The bartender replied, "Listen, bud, I
don't think that would be a good idea. See those two guys over in the
corner booth? They used to play for the Dallas Cowboys. And those three
guys at the end of the bar used to wrestle professionally. Also, I used
to play professional hockey." The man then replied, "Forget it, I don't
have time to explain it to all six of you."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...