There were two morons that wanted to go hunting. They went out into the
woods and after a while decided to split up. One went one way and the other
went another way. As this joke would have it, one of the morons shot the
other moron by mistake. The moron that shot his friend was very upset and
so he took the friend to the hospital. When he saw the doctor, he asked how
his friend was doing and if he was going to live. The doctor replied, "He
would have been fine if you hadn't have gutted him first."
woods and after a while decided to split up. One went one way and the other
went another way. As this joke would have it, one of the morons shot the
other moron by mistake. The moron that shot his friend was very upset and
so he took the friend to the hospital. When he saw the doctor, he asked how
his friend was doing and if he was going to live. The doctor replied, "He
would have been fine if you hadn't have gutted him first."
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