The other day this guy came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy his
old '57 Chevy convertible. I thought it was a pretty good looking car and
so I offered him 50 female pigs and 50 male deer.
The guy looked at me kind of crazy like and started to mutter under
his breath. I asked him what's the matter, don't you want a hundred sows
and bucks?
old '57 Chevy convertible. I thought it was a pretty good looking car and
so I offered him 50 female pigs and 50 male deer.
The guy looked at me kind of crazy like and started to mutter under
his breath. I asked him what's the matter, don't you want a hundred sows
and bucks?
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