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A Couple Are Lying In Bed One Night When The Husband Turns To His Wife And Begins To Kiss Her And Stroke Her Skin.

A couple are lying in bed one night when the husband turns to his wife and
begins to kiss her and stroke her skin. "Oh honey, I can't tonight," the
wife apologizes, "I have a gynocologist appointment tomorrow." The man turns
over a sulks for awhile. Suddenly, the man turns over and asks "Honey, you
don't happen to have a dentist appointment tomorrow, do you?"

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