After much soul-searching and having determined the husband was infertile,
the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination. When the
woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist
down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups.
She was feeling rather awkward about the entire procedure when the doctor
came in. Her anxiety was not diminished by the sight of him pulling down
"Wait a minut! What the hell is going on here?" yelped the woman, pulling
herself into a sitting position.
"Don't you want to get pregnant?" asked the doctor.
"Well, yes, I do," answered the woman.
"Then lie back and spread 'em," replied the doctor. "We're all out
of the bottled stuff. You'll just have to settle for what's on tap."