This Lady Has Delivered A Baby But Unfortunately Her Husband Was Out On A Business Tour.

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This lady has delivered a baby but unfortunately her husband was out on a
business tour. When he returned, he rushed to the hospital to see the baby.
The nurse led him to a room where a couple of babies were lying on a bed.
One of them was chubby while the other was skinny.

He asks the nurse pointing to the skinny one, "Is that my baby??"

The nurse replies, "No, no, the other one's yours. And you know this one
is a product of artificial insemination.

"Just as I had heard, spare the rod and spoil the child!!"