Said A Woman With Open Delight, My Pubic Hair's Perfectly White.
Limericks - Dirty
Said a woman with open delight,
My pubic hair's perfectly white.
I admit there's a glare,
But the fellows don't care
They locate it more quickly at night.
A well-partied co-ed named Dawn, when asked what conclusion she'd drawn, Said, "I was having a ball.
.. But I just can't recall this tattoo... or where all my pubic hair's gone!!...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
Three Salesmen Three salesmen were driving cross country when their car broke down far from civilization.
After walking for some distance they came to a farmhouse....
Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
Cost-cutting Adam Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden, feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman....
I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
From: firstname.lastname@example.org.UUCP (Salit) Subject: Virgin Joke Date
27 Jun 88 19:17:28 GMT A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin....