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• I'll be Bach.- Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegge
• There was a young man from Marsailles, Who lived on clap-juice and snails, When he couldn't afford these, He lived on the cheese, He scraped from his cock with his nails.
• 26 A young man by a girl was desired To give her the thrills she required, But he died of old age Ere his cock could assuage The volcanic desire it inspired.
• A pleasure boat captain leased out his craft and services to an old and affluent man and his young, very beautiful mistress.
  As misfortune would have it, a storm wrecked the boat and stranded the three of them on some far away island....
• Executive Fantasy A rich business executive sees an ad in the Wall Street Journal for the world's fastest and most expensive car, the Tri-Turbo Convertible Fantasy.
  It costs over $1 million. The mogul decides that he must have it, and assigns half a dozen assistants to track the car down for him....
• There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• In the land of Iraq, Umar lost his donkey. He went all around the land searching for his donkey and could not find it.
  He came across a tall tree, and decided that if he climbs it he will be able to see more of the land and maybe have a better chance at finding his donkey....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....