Limericks - Dirty
There once was a vampire named Mabel,
who's period was notoriously stable
So one night in June
she sat with a spoon
and drank herself under the table
A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's OK, but the mole's ill....
Great Expectations Once upon a time, in a land fa
far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shore of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle....
A Fairytale For The Assertive Woman Of The 2000's Once upon a time
in a land far away, A beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle....
The Lottery A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble....
One night two vampire buddies were feeling hungry. One said to the other, "What do you feel like?
Chinese?" The other said, "No, not filling enough....
There once was a man named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave, She was dirty and gritty, And missing one titty, But think of the money he saved!
There once was a chap named Perlmutter Who late one night was heard to utter, "If her Bartholin glands Don't respond to my hands, I'm afraid I shall have to use butter.
Pass the beans please!! Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her....
THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....