There Once Was A Man Named Sprockett Who Walked With His Hand In His Pocket He Was Able To Hide What He Was Doing Inside Till He Shot Off Like A Fourth Of July Rocket.
Limericks - Dirty
There once was a man named Sprockett
Who walked with his hand in his pocket
He was able to hide
What he was doing inside
Till he shot off like a Fourth of July rocket.
There once was a man named McNair Who laid his wife on the stair The bannister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in the air.
1999 DARWIN AWARDS Yes, folks, it's time again for the 1999 Darwin Awards.
For those sheltered few of you who are not fully aware of the Darwin Award...
THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
There once was a man named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave, She was dirty and gritty, And missing one titty, But think of the money he saved!
There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....