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  He had such a tool It was wound on a spool, And he reeled it out inich by inich....
• 37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
• Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.
• 170 There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow.
  He said to his tart, "How's this for a start?...
• 182 There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he kept it encased in a thimble.
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  ..some new How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• This is a good one for school or business. It's probably been used in movies and TV.
  It was used at this site, to the embarassment of one of our department heads....
• 162 There was a young man with one foot Who had a very long root.
  If he used this peg As an extra leg Is a question exceedingly moot....