13 There Was A Young Fellow Of Burma Whose Betrothed Had Good Reason To Murmur.
13 There was a young fellow of Burma
Whose betrothed had good reason to murmur.
But now that he's married he's
Been using cantharides
And the root of their love is much firmer.
167 There was a young fellow of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach.
He had such a tool It was wound on a spool, And he reeled it out inich by inich....
37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.
170 There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow.
He said to his tart, "How's this for a start?...
182 There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he kept it encased in a thimble.
MARRIAGE HUMOR MARRIAGE HUMOR by Jack Henshall -------------------------------------------- Some old.
..some new How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free....
ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
This is a good one for school or business. It's probably been used in movies and TV.
It was used at this site, to the embarassment of one of our department heads....
162 There was a young man with one foot Who had a very long root.
If he used this peg As an extra leg Is a question exceedingly moot....