Related:

• After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St.
  Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings....
• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
• You CAN Bring It With You There was a rich man who was near death.
  He was very worried because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• A certain vicar decided it was high time he informed his three triplet daughters about the "birds and the bees", and tested their chastity at the same time.
  Thus he approached his first daughter, dropped his trousers, pointed to his manhood, and asked his daughter if she knew what it was....
• There was a young man from Saint Paul Who went to a masquerade ball.
  Just for a stunt He went dressed as a cunt, And was fucked by a dog in the hall....
• 80 There was a young girl of Pitlochry Who was had by a man in a rockery.
  Sh said, "Oh! You've come All over my bum...
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• Blame it on the computer -- lost homework! MODERN TIMES
  When you were a kid, did you ever tell the teacher ``My dog ate my homework?...